Hey Bartender

What ya drinkin'? Can I get ya a beer? Bottle or draft? How about a nice chardonnay? Or maybe you'd like something a little stronger ... bourbon, scotch, gin? Would ya like a shot sweetie? This is Kristine's bar and anything goes, so why don't I give you that shot and then do a little strip tease for ya! You sit back and relax and let this bartender drown all your troubles ~ just might not drown them in alcohol!

You do like those shots, don't you? Oh you just like that with every shot a little more of my clothes come off, huh?!? Why don't ya help me up on the bar and let's do some body shots! I'll pour a little right here on my nipples and you lick it off - Mmmmm! How 'bout we put the bottle down and you just lick me where ever you want! Let me be your alcohol, let me drown your stress away!